The LORD will fulfill his purpose for me.

- Psalm 138:8

A dead thing can go with the stream, but only a living thing can go against it.

- G. K. Chesterton

Dun't inhale yer food, er ya might git ner-mone-ya.

- Jethro Beauregard Von Turdball III

I just started reading aloud to the boys the book Little Britches: Father and I Were Ranchers by Ralph Moody.

Mike looked at the title and asked,

What if the "r" was missing?

My response was:

Um... How do you know that word?

Both boys looked at their father.

Me? I don't use that word.

To which King responded:

What about that time you kept saying to us 'What up, Bitches?'

Oh, yeah.

Delight yourself in the LORD,
and he will give you the desires of your heart.

- Psalm 37:4

[Photo of King and my dad, circa 2002]

Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

- Lewis Carroll (born January 27, 1832)

The LORD is my light and my salvation;
whom shall I fear?
The LORD is the stronghold of my life;
of whom shall I be afraid?

- Psalm 27:1

[The boys and I began memorizing this Psalm this past week.]

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.

- An old farmer's advice

I will not forget you.
Behold, I have engraved you on the palms of my hands;

- Isaiah 49:15-16

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

- Rodney Dangerfield