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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Thu, 31 May 2012 21:24:25 GMT--><rss xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>sportweasel</title><link>http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/</link><description></description><lastBuildDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 04:01:57 +0000</lastBuildDate><copyright>© 2011 S.N.C.</copyright><language>en-US</language><generator>Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</generator><item><title>"Deep Thoughts" with Jethro</title><category>Jethro the Hound</category><category>Jethro's Deep Thoughts</category><dc:creator>Mrs. Weasel</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 04:01:56 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/2012/3/23/deep-thoughts-with-jethro.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">15969:108282:15543716</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://www.sportweasel.com/storage/post-images/sportweasel.com Jethro Jowels Looking Down.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1332430409171" alt="" /></span></span></p>
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<p>I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.</p>
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<p style="text-align: right;">- Bill Watterson</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-15543716.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>"Deep Thoughts" with Jethro</title><category>Jethro the Hound</category><category>Jethro's Deep Thoughts</category><dc:creator>Mrs. Weasel</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2012 04:01:48 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/2012/3/16/deep-thoughts-with-jethro.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">15969:108282:15386906</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://www.sportweasel.com/storage/post-images/sportweasel.com Jethro Butt.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1331476108455" alt="" /></span></span></p>
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<p>We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive.</p>
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<p style="text-align: right;">- C. S. Lewis</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-15386906.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>"Cool" Doesn't Need a Reason</title><category>Life with King</category><category>Spawn</category><dc:creator>Mrs. Weasel</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 11:31:46 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/2012/3/13/cool-doesnt-need-a-reason.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">15969:108282:15412391</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>What do you do when you find a patch of spilled paint in the backyard?</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://www.sportweasel.com/storage/post-images/sportweasel.com Paint Spill.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1331638510980" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>You paint the bottoms of your shoes, of course.</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://www.sportweasel.com/storage/post-images/sportweasel.com Painting Shoe Bottom.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1331638592604" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>It was silly of me to ask, but I couldn't stop myself:</p>
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<p>Why are you doing that?</p>
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<p>Because it's cool.</p>
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<p>Duh.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-15412391.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>It's Yin Yang All Over Again</title><category>Life with Mike</category><category>Quotable Mike</category><category>Spawn</category><dc:creator>Mrs. Weasel</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 04:01:18 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/2012/3/12/its-yin-yang-all-over-again.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">15969:108282:15318663</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Out for dinner the other night we were served a basket of fresh bread accompanied by a stylized dish of butter and tapenade.</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://www.sportweasel.com/storage/post-images/sportweasel.com yin yang deja vu.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1331038616991" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>Michael commented,</p>
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<p>Hey, look, it's a D&eacute;j&agrave; Vu!</p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>
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<div id="_mcePaste">You rule the raging of the sea; <br />when its waves rise, you still them.</div>
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<div style="text-align: right;"><a href="http://esv.to/Ps89">- Psalm 89:9</a></div>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-15362389.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Awkward!</title><category>Life with Mike</category><category>Quotable Mike</category><category>Spawn</category><dc:creator>Mrs. Weasel</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2012 05:01:28 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/2012/3/10/awkward.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">15969:108282:15318569</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>One of Michael's new favorite words is "awkward". However, somehow he has gotten the idea that it is synonymous with "weird".</p>
<p>On our recent vacation, we saw a sea hare swimming by us.</p>
<p><a title="Sea Hare, off Captiva Island, FL. by MrShentz, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrshentz/5035820899/"><img src="http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4149/5035820899_8c3413bd70.jpg" alt="Sea Hare, off Captiva Island, FL." width="500" height="334" /></a></p>
<p>Michael exclaimed,</p>
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<p>Awkward!</p>
</blockquote>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-15318569.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>"Deep Thoughts" with Jethro</title><category>Jethro the Hound</category><category>Jethro's Deep Thoughts</category><dc:creator>Mrs. Weasel</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 05:01:25 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/2012/3/9/deep-thoughts-with-jethro.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">15969:108282:15333851</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://www.sportweasel.com/storage/post-images/sportweasel.com Jethro on Cow Rug.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1331203090973" alt="" /></span></span></p>
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<p>Hide not your talents. They for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade?</p>
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<p style="text-align: right;">- Benjamin Franklin</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-15333851.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>The Worst Dog Sitters Ever</title><category>Life with Mike</category><category>Life's a Zoo</category><category>Quotable Mike</category><category>Spawn</category><dc:creator>Mrs. Weasel</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2012 12:18:54 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/2012/3/5/the-worst-dog-sitters-ever.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">15969:108282:15162099</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>While watching Curtis' parents' dog, Shelby, I noticed that her face was looking a little weird.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://www.sportweasel.com/storage/post-images/sportweasel.com spotted dog.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1330949429749" alt="" /></span></p>
<p>I deduced that the spots on her face were hives.</p>
<p>Michael exclaimed, his voice full of concern,</p>
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<p>We are the worst dog sitters ever!</p>
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<p>We were able to control the hives with regular doses of childrens' liquid cherry flavored antihistamine, but they always came back as soon as the medicine wore off.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://www.sportweasel.com/storage/post-images/sportweasel.com Cherry Sunrise.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1330949556174" alt="" /></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em style="font-size: 80%;"><span style="font-size: 80%;">Cherry Antihistamine Sunrise</span></em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">&nbsp;</p>
<p>We never did figure out what was causing the hives, but they went away as soon as she went back to her own home.</p>
<p>I guess she was allergic to us.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-15162099.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>A Good Word</title><category>A Good Word</category><category>The Good Book Says</category><dc:creator>Mrs. Weasel</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 13:16:35 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/2012/2/12/a-good-word.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">15969:108282:14996974</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.sportweasel.com/storage/sportweasel.com Looking Up at Trees.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1329052629652" alt="" /></span></span></p>
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<p><span> </span>The LORD will fulfill his purpose for me.</p>
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<p style="text-align: right;"><a href="http://esv.to/Ps138">- Psalm 138:8</a></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-14996974.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>"Deep Thoughts" with Jethro</title><category>Jethro the Hound</category><category>Jethro's Deep Thoughts</category><dc:creator>Mrs. Weasel</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 05:01:40 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/2012/2/10/deep-thoughts-with-jethro.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">15969:108282:14959626</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.sportweasel.com/storage/post-images/sportweasel.com Jethro Walking.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1328787890883" alt="" /></span></span></p>
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<p>A dead thing can go with the stream, but only a living thing can go against it.</p>
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<p style="text-align: right;">- G. K. Chesterton</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/rss-comments-entry-14959626.xml</wfw:commentRss></item></channel></rss>
