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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Thu, 31 May 2012 21:24:22 GMT--><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><title>sportweasel</title><subtitle>SportWeasel</subtitle><id>http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/</id><link rel="alternate" type="application/xhtml+xml" href="http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/"/><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/atom.xml"/><updated>2012-03-23T04:01:57Z</updated><generator uri="http://www.squarespace.com/" version="Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/)">Squarespace</generator><entry><title>"Deep Thoughts" with Jethro</title><category term="Jethro the Hound"/><category term="Jethro's Deep Thoughts"/><id>http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/2012/3/23/deep-thoughts-with-jethro.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/2012/3/23/deep-thoughts-with-jethro.html"/><author><name>Mrs. Weasel</name></author><published>2012-03-23T04:01:56Z</published><updated>2012-03-23T04:01:56Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://www.sportweasel.com/storage/post-images/sportweasel.com Jethro Jowels Looking Down.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1332430409171" alt="" /></span></span></p>
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<p>I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.</p>
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<p style="text-align: right;">- Bill Watterson</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>"Deep Thoughts" with Jethro</title><category term="Jethro the Hound"/><category term="Jethro's Deep Thoughts"/><id>http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/2012/3/16/deep-thoughts-with-jethro.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/2012/3/16/deep-thoughts-with-jethro.html"/><author><name>Mrs. Weasel</name></author><published>2012-03-16T04:01:48Z</published><updated>2012-03-16T04:01:48Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://www.sportweasel.com/storage/post-images/sportweasel.com Jethro Butt.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1331476108455" alt="" /></span></span></p>
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<p>We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive.</p>
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<p style="text-align: right;">- C. S. Lewis</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>"Cool" Doesn't Need a Reason</title><category term="Life with King"/><category term="Spawn"/><id>http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/2012/3/13/cool-doesnt-need-a-reason.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/2012/3/13/cool-doesnt-need-a-reason.html"/><author><name>Mrs. Weasel</name></author><published>2012-03-13T11:31:46Z</published><updated>2012-03-13T11:31:46Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>What do you do when you find a patch of spilled paint in the backyard?</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://www.sportweasel.com/storage/post-images/sportweasel.com Paint Spill.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1331638510980" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>You paint the bottoms of your shoes, of course.</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://www.sportweasel.com/storage/post-images/sportweasel.com Painting Shoe Bottom.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1331638592604" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>It was silly of me to ask, but I couldn't stop myself:</p>
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<p>Why are you doing that?</p>
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<p>Because it's cool.</p>
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<p>Duh.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>It's Yin Yang All Over Again</title><category term="Life with Mike"/><category term="Quotable Mike"/><category term="Spawn"/><id>http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/2012/3/12/its-yin-yang-all-over-again.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/2012/3/12/its-yin-yang-all-over-again.html"/><author><name>Mrs. Weasel</name></author><published>2012-03-12T04:01:18Z</published><updated>2012-03-12T04:01:18Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>Out for dinner the other night we were served a basket of fresh bread accompanied by a stylized dish of butter and tapenade.</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://www.sportweasel.com/storage/post-images/sportweasel.com yin yang deja vu.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1331038616991" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>Michael commented,</p>
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<p>Hey, look, it's a D&eacute;j&agrave; Vu!</p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>
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<div id="_mcePaste">You rule the raging of the sea; <br />when its waves rise, you still them.</div>
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<div style="text-align: right;"><a href="http://esv.to/Ps89">- Psalm 89:9</a></div>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Awkward!</title><category term="Life with Mike"/><category term="Quotable Mike"/><category term="Spawn"/><id>http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/2012/3/10/awkward.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/2012/3/10/awkward.html"/><author><name>Mrs. Weasel</name></author><published>2012-03-10T05:01:28Z</published><updated>2012-03-10T05:01:28Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>One of Michael's new favorite words is "awkward". However, somehow he has gotten the idea that it is synonymous with "weird".</p>
<p>On our recent vacation, we saw a sea hare swimming by us.</p>
<p><a title="Sea Hare, off Captiva Island, FL. by MrShentz, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrshentz/5035820899/"><img src="http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4149/5035820899_8c3413bd70.jpg" alt="Sea Hare, off Captiva Island, FL." width="500" height="334" /></a></p>
<p>Michael exclaimed,</p>
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<p>Awkward!</p>
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<p>Hide not your talents. They for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade?</p>
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<p style="text-align: right;">- Benjamin Franklin</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>The Worst Dog Sitters Ever</title><category term="Life with Mike"/><category term="Life's a Zoo"/><category term="Quotable Mike"/><category term="Spawn"/><id>http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/2012/3/5/the-worst-dog-sitters-ever.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/2012/3/5/the-worst-dog-sitters-ever.html"/><author><name>Mrs. Weasel</name></author><published>2012-03-05T12:18:54Z</published><updated>2012-03-05T12:18:54Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>While watching Curtis' parents' dog, Shelby, I noticed that her face was looking a little weird.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://www.sportweasel.com/storage/post-images/sportweasel.com spotted dog.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1330949429749" alt="" /></span></p>
<p>I deduced that the spots on her face were hives.</p>
<p>Michael exclaimed, his voice full of concern,</p>
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<p>We are the worst dog sitters ever!</p>
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<p>We were able to control the hives with regular doses of childrens' liquid cherry flavored antihistamine, but they always came back as soon as the medicine wore off.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://www.sportweasel.com/storage/post-images/sportweasel.com Cherry Sunrise.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1330949556174" alt="" /></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em style="font-size: 80%;"><span style="font-size: 80%;">Cherry Antihistamine Sunrise</span></em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">&nbsp;</p>
<p>We never did figure out what was causing the hives, but they went away as soon as she went back to her own home.</p>
<p>I guess she was allergic to us.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>A Good Word</title><category term="A Good Word"/><category term="The Good Book Says"/><id>http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/2012/2/12/a-good-word.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/2012/2/12/a-good-word.html"/><author><name>Mrs. Weasel</name></author><published>2012-02-12T13:16:35Z</published><updated>2012-02-12T13:16:35Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.sportweasel.com/storage/sportweasel.com Looking Up at Trees.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1329052629652" alt="" /></span></span></p>
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<p><span> </span>The LORD will fulfill his purpose for me.</p>
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<p style="text-align: right;"><a href="http://esv.to/Ps138">- Psalm 138:8</a></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>"Deep Thoughts" with Jethro</title><category term="Jethro the Hound"/><category term="Jethro's Deep Thoughts"/><id>http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/2012/2/10/deep-thoughts-with-jethro.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sportweasel.com/blog/2012/2/10/deep-thoughts-with-jethro.html"/><author><name>Mrs. Weasel</name></author><published>2012-02-10T05:01:40Z</published><updated>2012-02-10T05:01:40Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.sportweasel.com/storage/post-images/sportweasel.com Jethro Walking.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1328787890883" alt="" /></span></span></p>
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<p>A dead thing can go with the stream, but only a living thing can go against it.</p>
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<p style="text-align: right;">- G. K. Chesterton</p>]]></content></entry></feed>
